Lincoln was a secret Muslim
Ever since Obama said he would be using the same bible as Lincoln it became obvious at least to me anyway, that Lincoln must have used a Koran. Everyone knows Omaba is a Muslim, and Muslims are told by their Mullahs, never to even touch a bible for fear that they will never see their 72 virgins.
This begs the question, If Lincoln never took his oath of office on a genuine bible he was NEVER officially our president. This has serious consequences ladies and gentlemen. It means blacks were never legally freed.
Ever since Obama said he would be using the same bible as Lincoln it became obvious at least to me anyway, that Lincoln must have used a Koran. Everyone knows Omaba is a Muslim, and Muslims are told by their Mullahs, never to even touch a bible for fear that they will never see their 72 virgins.
This begs the question, If Lincoln never took his oath of office on a genuine bible he was NEVER officially our president. This has serious consequences ladies and gentlemen. It means blacks were never legally freed.
Blagobamavich has turned the Dems inside out.
The Illinois governor has made a desperate attempt to give an Obama-wanna be Obama’s old Senate seat.
Although Burris, 71 was the first black man to win in Illinois he hasn’t won an election since 1990. He failed in his three runs for governor or for his run to be Chicago’s mayor.
Even Harry Reid backpedaled from the governor’s decision, "It is truly regrettable that despite requests from all 50 Democratic Senators and public officials throughout Illinois, Gov. Blagojevich would take the imprudent step of appointing someone to the United States Senate who would serve under a shadow and be plagued by questions of impropriety
The Illinois governor has made a desperate attempt to give an Obama-wanna be Obama’s old Senate seat.
Although Burris, 71 was the first black man to win in Illinois he hasn’t won an election since 1990. He failed in his three runs for governor or for his run to be Chicago’s mayor.
Even Harry Reid backpedaled from the governor’s decision, "It is truly regrettable that despite requests from all 50 Democratic Senators and public officials throughout Illinois, Gov. Blagojevich would take the imprudent step of appointing someone to the United States Senate who would serve under a shadow and be plagued by questions of impropriety
Bristol baby to be raised by wolves
In the tradition of true Alaskans, the new baby born out of wedlock will be left at the edge of the forest. The new baby boy will be raised by wild animals until it is 35 years old. At that time he will be able to become the GOP candidate for the presidency.
With Sarah Palln as his political advisor he should go far. His survival skills will be indispensable in Alaskan politics.
In the tradition of true Alaskans, the new baby born out of wedlock will be left at the edge of the forest. The new baby boy will be raised by wild animals until it is 35 years old. At that time he will be able to become the GOP candidate for the presidency.
With Sarah Palln as his political advisor he should go far. His survival skills will be indispensable in Alaskan politics.
Cry babies complain about mercury in children’s food
Once again, all the Al Goraphiles have taken their green agenda to the extreme.
Now they are complaining about mercury in their kid’s food.
I suppose if we shut down the coal-fired electrical plants they can go take their kid’s food and warm it up in their arm pits. I am sure they are hairy enough.
Where do these femi-nazis get off?
We have always had fire. It is what got us out of the caves for Christ-sake!
I don’t know about you ladies and gentlemen but I really wonder who these so-called scientists work for? Do they get paid so much for exaggerating situations which have occurred since people quit riding dinosaurs.
Once again, all the Al Goraphiles have taken their green agenda to the extreme.
Now they are complaining about mercury in their kid’s food.
I suppose if we shut down the coal-fired electrical plants they can go take their kid’s food and warm it up in their arm pits. I am sure they are hairy enough.
Where do these femi-nazis get off?
We have always had fire. It is what got us out of the caves for Christ-sake!
I don’t know about you ladies and gentlemen but I really wonder who these so-called scientists work for? Do they get paid so much for exaggerating situations which have occurred since people quit riding dinosaurs.
Republicans, unlike Dems, have a true sense of humor
RNC candidate Chip Saltsman's distribution of a song called "Barack the Magic Negro" hasn't killed his chances -- in fact, the scandal "might have inadvertently helped" him win.
Although unnecessary to do so, droves of real republicans have come forward in support of American's right to free speech which doesn’t hurt anyone.
The left-wing media has taken the incident way out of context and are condemning anyone who has a sense of humor.
The next thing you know we will be unable to make jokes about dead and deformed babies too.
RNC candidate Chip Saltsman's distribution of a song called "Barack the Magic Negro" hasn't killed his chances -- in fact, the scandal "might have inadvertently helped" him win.
Although unnecessary to do so, droves of real republicans have come forward in support of American's right to free speech which doesn’t hurt anyone.
The left-wing media has taken the incident way out of context and are condemning anyone who has a sense of humor.
The next thing you know we will be unable to make jokes about dead and deformed babies too.